The Curse of the Pujols

Things can't get worse for the Padres. After losing Jake Peavy, last night saw Chris Young bloodied by a hit and Josh Bard taken out by the runner..both thanks to Albert Pujols. Is Albert getting back at the Padres for all the Poo-Holes jokes? (I can't imagine we are the only fans to lobby that insult. It's just too easy.) I'm pretty sure we are cursed. Now, we just need a clever name for said curse and we can milk this baby for 50 years! Suggestions are welcome...