Friday, September 7, 2007


I know that to most guys John Madden is a God Among Men, but I can’t be the only person who finds him completely terrifying. He’s like the bastard child of Charles Bukowski and a Muppet. When the camera cuts back to him for commentary, I find myself startled as if someone just spliced footage of dead bunnies into the show.

He may be an expert analyst and lend his name to the best football video game on the market, but I for one will not be ready for some football until that man is in a burka.

1 comment:

Red said...

In a burka! haha