Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Man, the Myth, the Tebow

In a disturbing, yet entertaining, rip-off of Chuck Norris facts, we now have Tim Tebow Facts thanks to the Gator honks in Gainsville and beyond. A few things people may be unaware of:

-When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

-Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

-For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.

-On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

-When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600.

-Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

The Tebow is a force we have not seen in college football since, ummmm, Eric Crouch? And please show your support for the Tebow Bill that benefits home-schooled southern children, or Tim will consume your soul. With a bowl of Grape Nuts.

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