Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The (semi) Weekly Weddle

I have the power to crush your knee with one hand, but you are spared, Tony Gonazalez. For now.

Well, the Chargers sit at 1-3 after losing to the Chiefs 30-16 on Sunday, and the team is spiraling downward faster than a post-divorce Kirk Van Houten. Unfortunately for Bolts fans, Norv Turner is not just our "Weekend Dad," and things don't look to get much better as the Denver road game looms next.

After blitzing and covering receivers on 3rd downs, E-Dub has been lacking the extensive playing time he received in week one, and was only able to tally two tackles in the last contest. There is a growing sentiment that an increased "Weddle Factor," will lead to more wins, and at this point, it would be a hypothesis worth testing.

In other news, I wore the Weddle ebay jersey during the game, and although I felt that the karmic energy was flowing, somehow it did not get the job done. So it's 0-1 in the jersey, we'll see how it pans out over the course of a full season.

Either way, just a reminder to SD fans: now is NOT the time to stop taking your medication.


Red said...

Glad WW is back, Dave.

I still can't believe they killed Mr. Van Houten. I will never understand that one...

d'licious said...

How about this. The Niners will trade you Zak Keasey aka the white dreadlocked wonder(http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7486)

and you give us Norv Turner as our offensive coordinator back. Win win for everyone.

d'licious said...

You know the tag team combo of Keasey and Weddle would get all the bitches.