Is it October Yet?

I hate waiting for things to end. I won't watch Lost, even though every person on the planet really wants me to, because I don't want to wait for months at a time to see how a cliff hanging season wraps up. And I'm kinda ready for the baseball season to be over, too. The Padres are 3.5 games back in the NL West...a deficit I fully believe they will overcome in the next month...but the suspense is killing me. Can't we just fast forward to the series with the D-Backs and crush them to secure our place in the playoffs? Can someone make this happen? I bet my fellow blogster, Liz, is with me on this one, too. Ready for the season to end with the Red Sox leading AL East and the Yankees out of the playoffs.

I'm also ready for Dane Cook to stop hyping October during every Fox game. I loathe Dane Cook with the fire of a thousand deaths (not really sure what that means, but, seriously, I hate that guy). He's not funny and that is a real problem when you are a comedian. Why, oh why, did MLB and Fox choose this guy to pump me up for the playoffs? Was Seacrest too busy? (he could have been named to "host" the World Series!)

I say, let's get through Labor Day and then just skip straight to October...where the Padres crush the Red Sox in the World Series and Dane Cook is tossed out onto the streets because he is a talentless hack and no one goes to see his crap movies. Who's with me?!?!