Friday, August 24, 2007

Place Your Bets

So, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted she is "addicted to alcohol and drugs." She now acknowledges what most people have known for at least the past year. Li Lo is back in rehab, for the third time, and seems quite apologetic and ready to clean up her act.

I don't buy it. I mean, the girl couldn't stay off the sauce with an alcohol detector on her ankle! She's gotta be sick of rehab (how much self exploration and group therapy can one person take?!?), but I really don't think it will be enough. It must be really difficult to take responsibility for your life when it's basically been run by other people for so long (and when your mother is chomping at the bit for you to turn 18 and become her wing (wo)man). The sad thing is, I really liked Lindsay (I gotta give it up for my fellow gingers). She was an adorable kid and Mean Girls was awesome, but ever since she went blond and dated Wilmer Valderrama, she has been a complete mess.

So it's time to place your bets. Will Lindsay get another DUI before the end of the year? Will we see more photos of her with knives or doing coke? Will she surprise us all and clean up her act? Or, even more shocking, make a decent movie again? Sadly, my money is on Lindsay going the way of Chris Farley before 2008. Maybe that makes me evil and morbid, but I never claimed to be anything else.

1 comment:

Liz said...

I'd say the odds are good she'll be dead within a year. She'll definitley be in some kind of trouble again soon.

What is it with Wilmer Valderrama???? He's apparently broken all the little starlets' hearts. I don't get it. He's Fez for Christ's sake!